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- We are a small but ELITE group of unemployed impresarios, recognizing how some of the internet GIANTS went from being a couple of GEEKS with a computer to having an in-house MASSEUSE in no time by offering a service that was new, clean, and free. Taking advantage of the current BAD economy, we have assembled a virtual THINKTANK of unpaid interns, neurotic PhD candidates, AADD/OCD sufferers, and information FREAKS to meet around-the-clock at a caffeine fueled ROUNDTABLE to discuss your QUESTIONS and present you with a more personable, in-depth, insightful, and hopefully USEFUL answer to your question than you could ever possibly get though search engines and online encyclopedias. Rather than open up our BRAINTRUST to outsiders, easily corrupted by evil interests, our loyal and handpicked staff remains anonymous and devoted to answers that are at once accurate, truthful, and possibly contrary to the mainstream's necessarily TAINTED wisdom. Ultimately, we trust you to come upon your own answers, and so THE ALL KNOWING and our affiliates are not responsible for any harm, loss of money, life or limb, discomfort or dismay caused by any of our answers or advice. Peace.
8 comments:
How do you people do it??!!!
Why are there tanks of liquid nitrogen sitting on some street corners in Manhattan?
Will I have Mr. Bojangles stuck in my head forever?
Did Alice Cooper really shit on the stage, and then his drummer ate it? Or was that Frank Zappa-- and did he shit, or eat, or both?
What is a "car service" and how is that different than a taxicab?
Someone stole my identity. Am I doomed?
If I send an email to someone in the heat of the moment but then regret it, can I hit the "back button" a few times, until it takes me back to where I composed the email, then delete it? Will the email not be sent?
What does the energy saver setting on my air conditioner accomplish?
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