Friday, February 22, 2008

Rubber Ducks

I have noticed that most people have a rubber duck in their bathroom or bathtub. Why?
--anonymous

First of all, we'd like to apologize for the lateness of this reply. We researched this question exhaustively and spent the majority of several meetings discussing, debating, and arguing over this question. One of our senior researchers retired in a huff when the board was unable to reach a consensus.

Finally, we just had to concede that occasionally we will be stumped. Sometimes it is best to just give up and admit that you are human. So we are just going to have to answer this query with a humble but honest reply, "We don't know."

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